Crock Of Love [Blu-ray]

Sure, we all want to be macho music love gods and have sexy women blubbering incoherent words of amour at our feet. Some of us take guitar lessons to get started. Others grow their hair like rock musicians. And some work in a combination of both with the end result being the facts you see in this movie. Of course, if you're bald and have no hands, you're at a distinct disadvantage making this formula work for you. If that's the case, just sit back and watch wishfully. It's probably the onlt shot at true happiness you've got. No fake tits and no condoms!

Featuring: Aiden Starr, Andy San Dimas, Misty Stone, Natalia Rossi, Nikki Rhodes, Victoria Lawson, Brett Michaels